Mum and son. 

Joseph on his 4th birthday. 

Beety Pops

"Beety Pops are so beetrooty they even turn your wee-wee purple, so...

I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!!"

The Exmouth Express 

Small smile 

My mum in typical pose... Looking for something! 

Joseph and Vince at Ganley's, Morden. 

Mental Health Act

To get someone permanently committed to a mental hospital all it takes is the signatures of two responsible adults on the Form of Committal. I have now found a collaborator and we have sent off for fifty of the forms.

I have a list of two at the moment... Two that we won't be committing.

Can you spot the correct punctuation on this board? 

Security door

Underneath a sheet of corrugated iron
At the back of the coal bunker
Beneath my father’s shed
At the very end of the garden
Through the kitchen
To the front room
Where, on the other side of the couch
Dr Who is on.

"Alan, can you go to the garage and get some paraffin?"